This and other tales

The protagonist of the tale is the twelve-year-old Adam of Dissent. Nothing went wrong with him, everything fell out of hand, he was constantly late for school, and then his parents sent his son to the Academy of Pan Klyaksa.

The Academy is located in a large four-story building. On the top fourth floor, Pan Klyaksa keeps his innermost secrets and does not allow anyone to enter there. Yes, this is impossible: the staircase in the house leads only to the third floor, and Pan Klyaksa, to get to the fourth, climbs into the chimney on the roof.

Pan Klyaksa accepts students only with the names for the letter “A”, so as not to clog his head with the other letters of the alphabet, and his name is Ambrozhi. The only inhabitant of the academy who is not called “A” is the speaking starling Matues.

The academy stands in the middle of a huge park surrounded by a high stone wall. It is strictly forbidden for students to go beyond the fence without a blot. In the wall there are many small doors, locked, leading to fairy tales, with which Pan Blot is in great friendship. Pan Klyaksa keeps the keys in a large box and often sends students to some shopping tale. Once he sent Adam to Andersen's fairy tale “Girl with Matches” to buy matches. And once he sent in a fairy tale “Puss in Boots” for a cat, since mice got into the pantry.

The whole face of Mr. Blots is dotted with freckles. Before going to bed, he takes them off, and puts them on again in the morning. Supplies freckles hairdresser Philip. Freckles, as awards, receive distinguished students. Mateusch pecks freckles like seeds - this is his favorite treat. Once Adam brought Mateusz many freckles and, in gratitude, Mateusz told Adam his story.

History of Mateusz

Mateusz is the prince, the only son and heir to the great king, who possessed countless treasures and a huge powerful army. The sisters of Mateusz married the kings, and Mateus himself was spoiled as best they could. Any whim of his was carried out implicitly, he was taught by the best teachers. Most of all Mateusz was occupied by hunting. He was a wonderful rider, but the court doctors forbade him to ride until he was 14 years old. One night, breaking the ban, Mateusz jumped onto his beloved horse and galloped into the forest. The road was blocked by a huge wolf. Mateus had to shoot him, but the wolf, dying, thrust his fang into the prince's leg.

The king called the best doctors from around the world, but no one was able to cure the heir. When the hope of recovery was already lost, a Chinese sage appeared in the palace named Pai Hivo, who managed to cure Mateusz. The old doctor revealed a secret to Mateusz: he killed the king of wolves. Wolves will not forgive this and will take revenge. The doctor gave the prince a little hat with a button. If you put on a hat, you can turn into whoever you want, but in order to regain your previous look you need to pull the button. The doctor disappeared from the palace without taking any treatment fees.

Years passed. Suddenly, a pack of wolves began to attack the kingdom. Beasts burst into cities and villages, destroying everything in their path. People set traps, scattered poison, the best soldiers of the country were sent to fight, but it was all useless. There were more and more wolves. Once the wolves broke into the royal palace. Because of the betrayal of the guard, Mateusz’s parents died, and the prince was covered with debris. When he woke up, he saw that wolves were in charge of the palace. Mateusz wanted to put on a magic cap, turn into a bird and fly away forever, but there was no button on the cap. Without any hope of turning back, Mateusz turned into a bird, flew out of the palace and left his native country. The kingdom has turned into ruins.

For many years, Matues wandered the earth, trying to find a button and again turn into a man. His sisters did not understand that they had a brother in front of them, and one of them put the starling in a cage, and later gave it to him. Soon, Mateusz was sold at the bazaar, he began to change hands, until he was bought by pan Klyaks.

Freaks of Pan Blots

The story of Mateusz touched Adam and he began to collect buttons. Secretly, he cut off the buttons of passers-by in vehicles, for which he was once whipped with nettles, and even peeled off with an umbrella. But all in vain: among the buttons found was not needed. It occurred to Adam that Pan Blot could find the button and cast a spell on the unfortunate prince. Knowing that the teacher can guess the thoughts, Adam thought about this specially in the lesson, but Pan Klyaksa considered it stupid that Mateusz could be a man.

Once pan Pan Klyaksa said that he was younger than Adam. Mateusz explained that Pan Blot begins to decrease at midnight exactly and becomes the size of a baby. In the morning, he inserts a magnifying pump into his ear, takes a few pills and becomes the same. Since the pump enlarges objects for a while, Pan Klyaksa again becomes a baby at night. During sleep, Pan Klyaksa loses his memory, so in the morning, to drink it, he drinks green tincture.

Pan Blot is dressing very peculiarly: wide pants, a spacious frock coat, a vest with large glass buttons, a high stand-up collar and a bow. On the clothes of the pan there are apparently invisible pockets, one of which is designed for Mateusz. In general, Pan Klyaksa has a lot of unusual things in his pockets, such as a magnifying pump, a snuffbox with freckles, sleeping pills and much more.

Pan Klyaksa has a very unusual appearance: a huge head of hair, a black disheveled beard and a huge movable nose, which easily turns left and right.

Pan Blots has multi-colored balloons to which baskets are attached. Once a tram got stuck in a city. Pan Blot took out his eye, put it in a basket of ball and the ball flew into the city. When the ball returned, Pan Klyaksa inserted it back and found out the cause of the accident. Pan Klyaksa went to the scene, pulled out the necessary tools from his bottomless pockets and the tram slid along the rails again.

Somehow the guys were sitting at the pond and studied the croaking of frogs. Pan Klyaksa leaned over and a magnifying pump fell from his pocket. Attempts by the boys to find the loss were unsuccessful. Then pan Klyaksa threw his eye into the water and found out where the pump is.

Pan Klyaksa very easily moves off and drives on the railing. He takes a deep breath and becomes light as a feather. He tried to teach his students how to fly, and once Adam succeeded!

Academy classes

There are holes above the students' beds. Every morning, at five o'clock, Mateusz opens them, and water is dripping onto the students' nose. The boys jump out of bed and run to wash. They are very fond of water procedures, since syrup is pouring from the shower, and every day is different!

Having washed and dressed in white and blue clothes, the students go to the dining room, taking with them sleepy mirrors, which reflect the students' dreams. Pan Klyaksa collects mirrors, removes dreams from them and makes pills from these dreams. Boys take these pills at night and their dreams become more interesting. When the boys have breakfast, Pan Blot flies over the table and sprinkles dishes with various colored sauces that improve health and mood.

Then the lessons begin. Nowhere are lessons so fun and interesting. Pan Blot opens the boys' heads and floods the light in the form of a teaching. At school, boys learn to write, write, treat broken things that are in a special hospital. Once, while in the hospital, Pan Klyaksa lost his golden toothpick. The students climbed every gap, but to no avail. Then sick things came to the rescue, and a toothpick was found. And students study geography by playing football with a large globe. When hitting the ball, you need to name the area where the toe of the shoe has landed. Adam believes that in this way he learned geography better than in several years of study in previous schools.

Kitchen Pan Blots

At the Academy of Pan Klyaks, students do all the housework themselves, and in the kitchen, pan Klyaksa is the host, the students are not allowed to enter, but once pan Klyaksa appointed Adam as his assistant. In the kitchen there is a long table with jars in which colored glass lies, and opposite the table there are brushes, paints and shades. Pan Klyaksa put a few glasses in a pan, added white powder, painted green peas with a brush, and Adam did not eat such a tomato borsch in his whole life. In this way, Pan Klyaksa prepared the remaining dishes: roast, scrambled eggs, compote, pie with berries. Adam was struck by the fact that Pan Klyaks was familiar with Dr. Pai Hiv, who cured Mateusz.

After lunch, the boys walked in the park. Pan Klyaksa always came up with some interesting game.

Once the guys were looking for a treasure. Some places in the park resembled impenetrable jungle and had to use a hunting knife to clear the road.

Searchers found themselves near a huge oak tree, in the trunk of which a hollow gaped. Adam and his friend Arthur climbed into it and ended up on a spiral staircase. Trembling with fear, the boys moved forward and found themselves in a large hall, in the middle of which stood three large chests. In one of them sat the Frog Princess. She warned that anyone who touched her would immediately turn into a frog. She has been waiting for the prince to marry her for many years. The princess offered the boys to take what is in the other two chests. They had a whistle and a golden key. When Adam blew the whistle, an unknown force carried the children to the park.

At the appointed place, the boys showed the teacher their findings. There were gold and diamonds, amber and pearls, but the whistle and the key turned out to be the most valuable. Using the whistle, you can be transported to any place, and the keys open all the doors. Arthur and Adam received a freckle as a token of gratitude.

My amazing adventure

Adam always wanted to fly like a Pan Blot. Once, having gained more air, Adam took off. He rose higher and higher, flew out of the Academy, flew over the city, but he could not fall to the ground. Pan Blot sent his all-seeing eye to the moon, but he could not see Adam to help him.

The night has come. Adam was tired and fell asleep. In a dream, he sank to the ground and stumbled upon a wall. Adam knocked on the gate and entered the dog paradise, a place where dogs fall after death. There he met his beloved dog, Rex, who was hit by a car.

Rex showed Adam the city. He led the boy to the monument to Dr. Aibolit. The monument was made of pure chocolate. A crowd of dogs licked a monument. And so every day the dogs ate chocolate and immediately built a new one from chocolate. Rex brought Adam home. There, sausages and sausages grew on bushes in the garden, and milk flowed from a water tap. Rex led Adam to the tormentor street. There stood boys and repented of their sins before the dogs. Rex drove Adam around paradise for a long time, showed him various attractions for dogs, hairdressing salons, in which they pay for haircuts with kisses, streets where you can bite cakes directly from the sidewalk. No matter how good it was in the dog paradise, but Adam homesick. And suddenly Mateus flew to him with a letter from Mr. Klyaksa. Pan Klyaksa wrote how to control the flight to return home. At home, Adam was joyfully greeted by friends, and Pan Klyaksa took his word from him that he would no longer fly.

Plant of holes and holes

Pan Klyaksa organized an excursion to his students to the most interesting plant in the world, led by his friend engineer Bohumil Kopot. The engineer joyfully met Mr. Klyaksu and led the boys to get acquainted with the production. The factory produced various holes. Holes for scissors, rings were made in one workshop, elbows and knees in the other, and even for the sky in one. Visitors saw how holes are processed, packaged, where the marriage is re-melted, where new holes are created. In parting, the engineer presented two boxes of bagel holes, from which Pan Klyaksa prepared many delicious bagels.

When satisfied excursionists returned home, they were in trouble: flies filled the room. They climbed into the nose, mouth, eyes, bit. The guys waved towels, shawls, but the flies became more and more. Then Pan Blot brought a spider. Using a pump, he made a cat-sized spider. Hundreds of thousands of flies were caught in his web, but when the pump ended, the spider again became small. Then the queen of flies scalped him.

Pan Blot invented a new kind of fly swatter. He spread water, soap and glue into the basin. Soap bubbles rose into the air. Flies flew into colored bubbles, stuck to them and immediately stuck. Soon the room was cleaned.

Suddenly, Pan Klyaksa saw the hairdresser Philip sleeping peacefully in his office. Pan closed with his guest, and the students heard them quarrel. Pan Klyaksa was so upset after the hairdresser left that he even painted the cabbage black. After dinner, he ordered the beds to be brought in for new students.

A dream about seven glasses

After a quarrel with Philip, Pan Blot has changed a lot. He became shorter, darker, his food burned. One day he confessed to Adam that Philip wanted his sons to study at the Academy, otherwise he would stop supplying freckles. Pan Klyaksa has a bad feeling about this. Surprised Adam decided to consult with Mateus. Looking for a starling in the park, he saw his old acquaintance - the Frog Princess. She, with other frogs, fish and crayfish, sat by a dried pond and cried. Pan Klyaksa pumped all the water out of the pond. So that its inhabitants did not die, the Tsarevna came to help them. She asked Adam to return her golden key. With the help of this key, she will fall into another tale, where there is a pond. The key was at the Pan Blots and Adam ran to look for him. He went around the whole Academy, but there was no pan anywhere. Finally, Adam found him in the room for sick things. A tiny, pap-sized pan taught watches to talk. Because of Philip, he began to decline, lights lit up in his pockets. I had to fill them with water so that the Academy would not burn out. He gave Adam the key and asked to apologize to the Princess. As a reward, the Princess presented Adam with a little Frog-Acolyte, who was supposed to help in difficult times. And the guys transferred the fish to Pushkin's fairy tale "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish."

The eye of Pan Blots returned, which he sent to the moon. Pan promised to soon tell the moon tales, and while he tells the dream of seven glasses, which Adam had a dream.

Adam dreamed that pan Klyaksa turned tables, chairs, furniture into boys and all together went to China by train, the cars of which were matchboxes, and instead of a steam locomotive, a kettle. A heavy thunderstorm began on the road. Adam brought a ladder and seven glasses. Climbing up the stairs, Adam reached the sky. He loosened the cloud and gathered hail, snow, rain, thunder, lightning and wind into each of the glasses. But now, with the disappearance of the clouds, heat began, and the boys turned into silver forks. Then Adam began to get snow, wind, rain, hail, thunder and lightning from glasses. And the thunder turned out to be a big red pomegranate, which Pan Klyaksa ate with pleasure. There was a terrible roar, Pan Blot shattered into small pieces. Adam took one and put it in the seventh glass and carried it to the academy. Suddenly little forks came flying and began to take from Adam Pan Klyaksu. And then Adam woke up. Pan Klyaksa examined the sleeping mirror of Adam and said: "Curious ..."

Anatole and Aloisy

On a rainy September day, hairdresser Philip brought his two sons Anatole and Aloisy to the academy. The boys got wet and hungry, and the younger Aloisi fell asleep right on the chair. Adam rushed to look for Pan Klyaksu, but he was nowhere to be found. Then Adam went to the kitchen and began to cook the boys food. In one of the glasses he saw sleeping pan Klyaksa.When Adam woke him, pan Klyaksa ordered the new boys to cook dinner, put them to bed, and he left. Aloisy never woke up, and Anatole had dinner with an appetite.

In the morning, when the whole Academy woke up and was noisy like a beehive, Aloisy continued to sleep. Having examined it, Pan Klyaksa came to the conclusion that Aloisy is not a man, but a doll. Pan Klyaksa doesn’t accept dolls into his academy and Aloisy got into it fraudulently, but it was too late and then Pan Klyaksa took Aloisy to the room for sick things to teach him to think, feel and speak.

Pan Blot laid Aloisy on the table and partitioned it. The body of the doll was covered with a thin layer of metal. Pan Klyaksa ordered Adam to rub Aloysi with ointment until his blood vessels came out, and Pan Klyaksa was busy with his heart and lungs.

Soon, Aloisy learned to walk, eat, talk and even run. A week later, no one would have guessed that he was a doll.

Tale of the lunar inhabitants

Once pan Klyaksa decided to have a big holiday. He decided to tell what his eye saw on the moon and invite all the neighboring tales. While Pan Klyaksa will prepare a treat, the boys must tidy the Academy. The students faithfully performed their work, but Aloisy ruined everything. He poured ink, stained it with soot, tore all the feather pillows. He opened a water tap and water flooded the bathroom and kitchen. The boys hoped for the help of Pan Blots, but he was powerless to help. It was Philip who made Aloisy's mechanism like this, and no one can reveal his secret. The only thing that can be done is not to pay attention to Aloisy, maybe then he will come to his senses. But Aloisi was a disgusting creature: he scoffed at his students, dared the teacher, pulled feathers from Mateusz’s tail and even beat Anatole.

Finally, the Academy was ready to receive guests. Kings and queens, princes and princesses, characters of the most famous fairy tales arrived. Pan Klyaksa personally knew all the guests, he treated them to specially prepared treats.

When the guests gathered, Pan Klyaksa began his story. He spoke fascinatingly about the unusual inhabitants of the moon of the moons and their formidable powerful king Neslukh, but a terrible cry rang out at the most interesting place in the story. It appeared Aloisy, who had previously stocked up somewhere. From feasting without him, Aloisy became furious and turned the feast table upside down. No one could hold on to the raging doll. Guests hastily left the Academy. Pan Klyaksa, not looking at Aloisy, promised to finish his story another time and went to cook dinner.

Secrets of Pan Blots

Something was going wrong with Pan Klyaksa. His pump deteriorated and decreased every day. He became more and more absent-minded and gloomy. Aloisy was glad that Pan Klyaks would soon completely disappear. Aloisy himself did everything he wanted at the Academy. He dared the teacher, threw frogs into the food, skipped classes, violated the regime, and Pan Klyaksa allowed him everything, as if he was afraid of something. Even the Academy itself has changed: the ceilings have become lower, the furniture is smaller, and the park has thinned.

On New Year's Eve, pan Klyaksa gathered all the students. Regrettably, the Academy came to an end. At midnight, one of Anastazi's students will open the gate, and throw the key into the river and the fairy tale about the Academy of Pan Klyaksa will end.

In the evening, pan Blot prepared a surprise for the students. He dressed up a Christmas tree, prepared a festive dinner, and after dinner began to give out gifts. When it came to Aloisy, it turned out that he was not among the students. Anatole admitted that Aloisy in the room of secrets is pan. A frightened pan flew out the window, but then Aloisi ran into the room with a box in his hands. He poured tablets with Chinese characters from it, but did not have time to read them, pan Klyaks prevented him. Aloisy threw them on the floor and trampled them underfoot. Pan Klyaksa took out a large suitcase, unscrewed the hands, legs and head of the vile doll and put it all in the suitcase. Aloisi ceased to exist, but he destroyed all the secrets of Pan Blots. Pan Klyaks could no longer work miracles, the Academy came to an end.

An angry hairdresser Philip flew into the room. Seeing what was done to his doll, he cut all the candles from the tree, the room plunged into darkness. Adam jumped out into the corridor and left the Academy with everyone.

Farewell to a fairy tale

The Academy turned into a cage in which Mateusz sat. Instead of a park there was a carpet, instead of doors there were bookshelves with books. On the floor was a small, pinky-sized pan Blot. He began to shrink, shrink and turned into a button. Mateusz immediately grabbed the button and turned into a man. Adam bowed low before him, like a prince. But the prince was not at all a prince, but the author of books about Mr. Klyaksu and his Academy. He came up with the whole story of Mateusz, Dr. Pai Chi-wo, because he loves fantastic stories very much.